fic: Number of...
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girlpireTitle: Number of...
Author: girlpire
Rating: R or FRM
Pairing: Angel/Spike
Disclaimer: This story is based on the "Angel" series, with which I am not affiliated in any way. Joss Whedon is my master, etc.
Distribution: Please do not archive this story anywhere.
Summary: The easiest way to keep track of Spike and Angel's relationship: make a list.
Warnings: Sexual situations between two dudes.
Author's Notes: This is one of the stories I was writing for![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-community.gif)
winter_of_angel but didn't get finished in time to post on my day. But I was home sick from work today, so I thought I'd finish it. The style is inspired by the story "Nine Days" by Suzanne LaFetra. In my "What should I write?" poll, 31 people voted for slash, 24 said the guy with Angel ought to be Spike, and 5 said it ought to be rated R, so I'm fulfilling those requests, as well as incorporating these two prompts from ![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
bitchy_kat and shapinglight: angel losing spike and then finding him again and "something to do with cars?" Heh.
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Number of...
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...humans Angel killed on his first night as a vampire: 4
...humans he killed the next night: 13
...humans he killed the night after that: 22
...victims' faces he remembers from those first three nights: 39
...their names: 3
...people he left alive in his entire hometown before he and Darla finally moved on: 6
...survivors he tracked down and killed later: 6
...books Angel has collected in his personal library that mention that first massacre of his: 19
...books that actually give him the credit for it, whether seriously or as documentation of a rumor or legend: 13
...books that credit a mysterious plague: 5
...books that give the credit to Darla: 1
...books in his library that name Angelus the most brutal, violent, and artistic vampire to have ever lived: 17
...books naming him simply the most evil: 9
...books naming him the most handsome: 22
...books that call Spike the most handsome: 4
...authors that Angel agrees with about the handsome thing: 4
...times he's mentioned this to Spike: 0
...humans the average vampire kills per year: 283.5
...humans Angelus killed per year (on average) before he was cursed with a soul, including village massacres and rampages and birthday parties: 806
...female vampires that he sired over the course of about 250 years: 20
...ones that Darla immediately staked: 14
...other ones she would have staked if she'd known about them, but didn't because she was already dead when he sired them in Sunnydale: 2
...ones she did know about but didn't stake, including Drusilla: 1
...ones Angelus himself staked because he got bored with them: 3
...male vampires he sired over the course of about 250 years: 2
...male vampires he thought of as his own get: 3
...ones he killed, including Lawson: 1
...ones Kate killed, including Penn: 1
...ones he could never bring himself to kill, no matter how angry or frustrated he got, because he felt sort of - it wasn't love (or it hadn't always been) - affectionate towards them, or maybe even proud, not to mention there was the handsome thing, which he, in fact, never mentioned: 1
...humans Spike killed on the first night that he was a vampire: 0
...nights he spent as a vampire before he first met Angelus: 12
...humans he had killed in those 12 nights, including his mother: 14
...demons he had killed, including his mother: 1
...years Angel spent as a vampire before he first met Spike: 127
...humans he had killed in that time: 102,362
...demons he had killed: 209
...nights it took for him to seduce Spike after Darla bet him, for fun, that he couldn't do it: 6
...pounds Darla owed him because it took less than a week: 1,000
...humans she killed for the money: 3
...nights in a row that Angelus spent getting drunk and alternately trying to forget and trying to remember what Spike's body had felt like under him, the sounds he made, the way he smelled: 8
...times Spike tried to approach Angelus and talk about what had happened between them: 1
...conversations about what had happened that were barely begun before Angelus punched Spike in the mouth and went out to get drunk: 1
...times Spike brought it up again: 0
...times over the following 18 years that he thought about kissing or groping Angelus just to see what would happen: 907
...times Angelus thought about doing the same to Spike but refrained: 1,024
...instances when they both had these thoughts at the exact same moment but avoided acting on them, usually by abruptly making up a reason to be somewhere else: 531
...nights (total) Angelus and Spike spent having sex with each other in the entire time they lived together before Angelus was cursed with a soul: 1
...years Angel regretted not having had Spike again at least once before the curse: 105
...years Spike missed having Angelus around because he actually enjoyed his company (usually), and - although he wouldn't have admitted it - there were times when he would have liked to ask his advice: 105
...years it took for them to finally find their way back to each other and continue the relationship they began 123 years ago because of that silly bet: 105
...souls between them now: 2
...weeks it takes after Spike becomes recorporealized at Wolfram and Hart for him and Angel to fall into bed together: 12
...bottles of whiskey they drink first: 4
...hours they spend passed out in Angel's penthouse before they wake up: 11.5
...minutes of the encounter (total) that they can remember between them: 3
...arguments they have over the next couple of days about whether or not anything sexual actually happened: 5
...souled vampires in denial: 2
...days it takes for them to work up the nerve to try it again, consciously: 6
...bottles of whiskey they drink first this time: 1
...false starts: 3
...minutes the whole sexual encounter spans between the third false start and both Angel and Spike coming entirely too soon, without any actual penetration and very little removal of clothing: 8
...pairs of ruined pants: 2
...minutes of sulking afterwards: 34
...bottles of whiskey drunk while sulking: 1.5
...excuses they come up with while sulking and drinking for why it didn't last very long: 6
...very good reasons why they ought to go again: 6
...false starts this time: 0
...minutes it takes Angel to fully undress Spike without breaking their kiss: 3
...places on Spike's body that Angel kisses on his way down to a kneeling position, if both nipples count separately: 13
...times Spike has jerked off since he became corporeal to fantasies of Angel doing exactly what he's doing right now with his tongue: 27
...times Angel has jerked off to fantasies of doing this to Spike since Spike became corporeal: 34
...minutes it goes on until Spike worries he'll embarrass himself again and pulls away: 6
...minutes it takes Spike to get Angel naked: 0.5
...curses Angel gasps consecutively when Spike takes him in his mouth: 3
...minutes this lasts until Angel has to pull away: 5
...steps to Angel's bed: 16
...steps they manage to take before deciding the floor is closer: 3
...times they roll over, trying to determine who gets to be on top, before Spike gives in: 4
...regrets Spike has later about letting Angel top him: 0
...people Angel informs about his new relationship with Spike: 0
...people Spike informs about his new relationship with Angel (just to see what it sounds like out loud): 1
...people who are too drunk at the time to remember later what that blond guy in the bar was talking about, except that it had something to do with anal sex and big foreheads: 1
...sexual encounters Angel and Spike have within the next three days: 0
...sexual encounters they have on the fourth day: 4
...sexual encounters on the fourth day which take place in Angel's office: 2
...sexual encounters on the fourth day which take place in Angel's penthouse: 1
...sexual encounters on the fourth day which take place in Angel's parking garage: 1
...cars in Angel's motor pool, which are all beautiful and fast and shiny: 12
...cars Angel decides, while he's going down on Spike in the parking garage, that he's going to fuck Spike in: 12
...days it takes to manage this: 7
...times they get caught on Wolfram and Hart security cameras while doing it in one of Angel's cars: 3
...times they get caught on Wolfram and Hart security cameras while doing it somewhere in the Wolfram and Hart building: 8
...dollars a security guard makes by selling the tapes until Angel finds out and fires his ass: 820
...porno movies that Angel now owns, including the 11 of him and Spike: 12
...dollars Spike spends on a used digital video camera with a portable tripod after watching his 11 movies with Angel: 218
...drinks it takes to get Angel to strip for the camera: 9
...times Angel and Spike watch the video of Angel stripping together: 6
...times Angel watches the video by himself: 8
...drinks it takes to get Spike to strip for the camera: 0
...videos they end up with of Spike sucking Angel's cock while Angel holds the camera and whispers things like yeah, just like that, fuck...: 12
...days it takes before Angel finally lets Spike top him: 36
...days it takes before Angel realizes he's sort of in love with the bleached menace, that he sort of has been for a very long time: 36
...days it took for Spike to realize this: 8
...people that they tell: 0
...people that know anyway: 4
...times Angel tells Spike that he loves him, that first time he lets Spike take him: 1
...times he thinks it: 19
...times Spike says it: 1
...times he thinks it: 27
...orgasms Angel has with Spike inside him before Spike finally lets himself come: 3
...days Angel is sore afterwards: 2
...times he tells Spike to stop looking so damn smug already: 4
...hours Angel keeps Spike tied to the bed to exact his revenge: 7
...protestations Spike makes about this turn of events: 0
...arguments Angel and Spike have during the first two months of their romantic relationship: 274
...serious ones: 6
...arguments (of those 6) that became serious because one or the other of them mentioned Buffy: 6
...times Angel apologizes for what he said: 6
...times he is actually sorry: 4
...times Spike apologizes for what he said: 0
...times he is actually sorry: 6
...times they have loud makeup sex within earshot of Wesley: 12
...times they do it on purpose because it's kind of funny: 11
...conversations Spike and Angel have about the first time they had sex 123 years ago: 3
...reenactments of that first time, because they've been reenacting it in their heads for years: 3
...conversations about their first time that include Angel confessing that it started with a bet: 0
...times he finds himself wondering if Spike already knows: 8
...times he finds himself wondering if Spike would care, if it would even matter at this point, considering that what they have now is real anyway, regardless of how it started: 8
...times Angel, out of nowhere, initiates very intense and lengthy sex with Spike while remaining mostly quiet and extremely submissive, almost like he's giving himself to Spike to make up for something, although Spike has no idea what it could be: 8
...fucking incredible orgasms Spike has (on average) each time Angel does this: 4
...questions he asks: 0
...months their relationship lasts before they break it off over something entirely childish and stupid: 3.5
...nosy friends who butt in, much to Angel's annoyance: 4
...days the breakup lasts: 9
...days they spend having makeup sex: 2
...days, including the 2 days of makeup sex, that Spike and Angel are back together before they break up again: 2
...days the breakup lasts this time: 3
...pacts Spike and Angel finally make not to break up again, ever: 1
...weeks before they break up for the third time: 5
...nosy friends who butt in, much to Spike's annoyance: 4
...near-death situations that force Spike and Angel to spend several hours in a broom closet together, which leads to mutual handjobs and getting back together: 1
...relieved nosy friends, who may or may not have staged the near-death situation for specifically this purpose: 4
...hours it takes one night for Angel and Spike to drive from L.A. to the Sunnydale crater: 2
...minutes they spend just looking at it before either one of them says anything: 16
...times, including this one, that Angel has ever told Spike exactly how proud he is of him: 1
...self-deprecating jokes Spike makes about saving the world by wearing tacky jewelry: 3
...conversations, including this one, that they have ever had, where Buffy's name comes up and it doesn't turn into a serious argument: 1
...bottles of whiskey they drink while sitting on the hood of the car and looking at the crater: 3
...minutes of real contemplation they give to the idea of not going back to L.A., of disappearing, of going out on their own and just doing whatever the hell they want: 20
...reasons they don't: 6.68 billion
...half-drunken toasts they make - to life, to death, to love, to souls, to redemption, to blood, to humans and demons and slayers and fucking enormous craters that used to be towns where all of these things lived, and to each other: 1
...hangovers in the morning: 2
...words Angel murmurs into Spike's ear while pulling him closer, just before dropping to sleep again: 3
...words Spike mumbles back: 3
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Author: girlpire
Rating: R or FRM
Pairing: Angel/Spike
Disclaimer: This story is based on the "Angel" series, with which I am not affiliated in any way. Joss Whedon is my master, etc.
Distribution: Please do not archive this story anywhere.
Summary: The easiest way to keep track of Spike and Angel's relationship: make a list.
Warnings: Sexual situations between two dudes.
Author's Notes: This is one of the stories I was writing for
winter_of_angel but didn't get finished in time to post on my day. But I was home sick from work today, so I thought I'd finish it. The style is inspired by the story "Nine Days" by Suzanne LaFetra. In my "What should I write?" poll, 31 people voted for slash, 24 said the guy with Angel ought to be Spike, and 5 said it ought to be rated R, so I'm fulfilling those requests, as well as incorporating these two prompts from bitchy_kat and shapinglight: angel losing spike and then finding him again and "something to do with cars?" Heh.*
Number of...
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...humans Angel killed on his first night as a vampire: 4
...humans he killed the next night: 13
...humans he killed the night after that: 22
...victims' faces he remembers from those first three nights: 39
...their names: 3
...people he left alive in his entire hometown before he and Darla finally moved on: 6
...survivors he tracked down and killed later: 6
...books Angel has collected in his personal library that mention that first massacre of his: 19
...books that actually give him the credit for it, whether seriously or as documentation of a rumor or legend: 13
...books that credit a mysterious plague: 5
...books that give the credit to Darla: 1
...books in his library that name Angelus the most brutal, violent, and artistic vampire to have ever lived: 17
...books naming him simply the most evil: 9
...books naming him the most handsome: 22
...books that call Spike the most handsome: 4
...authors that Angel agrees with about the handsome thing: 4
...times he's mentioned this to Spike: 0
...humans the average vampire kills per year: 283.5
...humans Angelus killed per year (on average) before he was cursed with a soul, including village massacres and rampages and birthday parties: 806
...female vampires that he sired over the course of about 250 years: 20
...ones that Darla immediately staked: 14
...other ones she would have staked if she'd known about them, but didn't because she was already dead when he sired them in Sunnydale: 2
...ones she did know about but didn't stake, including Drusilla: 1
...ones Angelus himself staked because he got bored with them: 3
...male vampires he sired over the course of about 250 years: 2
...male vampires he thought of as his own get: 3
...ones he killed, including Lawson: 1
...ones Kate killed, including Penn: 1
...ones he could never bring himself to kill, no matter how angry or frustrated he got, because he felt sort of - it wasn't love (or it hadn't always been) - affectionate towards them, or maybe even proud, not to mention there was the handsome thing, which he, in fact, never mentioned: 1
...humans Spike killed on the first night that he was a vampire: 0
...nights he spent as a vampire before he first met Angelus: 12
...humans he had killed in those 12 nights, including his mother: 14
...demons he had killed, including his mother: 1
...years Angel spent as a vampire before he first met Spike: 127
...humans he had killed in that time: 102,362
...demons he had killed: 209
...nights it took for him to seduce Spike after Darla bet him, for fun, that he couldn't do it: 6
...pounds Darla owed him because it took less than a week: 1,000
...humans she killed for the money: 3
...nights in a row that Angelus spent getting drunk and alternately trying to forget and trying to remember what Spike's body had felt like under him, the sounds he made, the way he smelled: 8
...times Spike tried to approach Angelus and talk about what had happened between them: 1
...conversations about what had happened that were barely begun before Angelus punched Spike in the mouth and went out to get drunk: 1
...times Spike brought it up again: 0
...times over the following 18 years that he thought about kissing or groping Angelus just to see what would happen: 907
...times Angelus thought about doing the same to Spike but refrained: 1,024
...instances when they both had these thoughts at the exact same moment but avoided acting on them, usually by abruptly making up a reason to be somewhere else: 531
...nights (total) Angelus and Spike spent having sex with each other in the entire time they lived together before Angelus was cursed with a soul: 1
...years Angel regretted not having had Spike again at least once before the curse: 105
...years Spike missed having Angelus around because he actually enjoyed his company (usually), and - although he wouldn't have admitted it - there were times when he would have liked to ask his advice: 105
...years it took for them to finally find their way back to each other and continue the relationship they began 123 years ago because of that silly bet: 105
...souls between them now: 2
...weeks it takes after Spike becomes recorporealized at Wolfram and Hart for him and Angel to fall into bed together: 12
...bottles of whiskey they drink first: 4
...hours they spend passed out in Angel's penthouse before they wake up: 11.5
...minutes of the encounter (total) that they can remember between them: 3
...arguments they have over the next couple of days about whether or not anything sexual actually happened: 5
...souled vampires in denial: 2
...days it takes for them to work up the nerve to try it again, consciously: 6
...bottles of whiskey they drink first this time: 1
...false starts: 3
...minutes the whole sexual encounter spans between the third false start and both Angel and Spike coming entirely too soon, without any actual penetration and very little removal of clothing: 8
...pairs of ruined pants: 2
...minutes of sulking afterwards: 34
...bottles of whiskey drunk while sulking: 1.5
...excuses they come up with while sulking and drinking for why it didn't last very long: 6
...very good reasons why they ought to go again: 6
...false starts this time: 0
...minutes it takes Angel to fully undress Spike without breaking their kiss: 3
...places on Spike's body that Angel kisses on his way down to a kneeling position, if both nipples count separately: 13
...times Spike has jerked off since he became corporeal to fantasies of Angel doing exactly what he's doing right now with his tongue: 27
...times Angel has jerked off to fantasies of doing this to Spike since Spike became corporeal: 34
...minutes it goes on until Spike worries he'll embarrass himself again and pulls away: 6
...minutes it takes Spike to get Angel naked: 0.5
...curses Angel gasps consecutively when Spike takes him in his mouth: 3
...minutes this lasts until Angel has to pull away: 5
...steps to Angel's bed: 16
...steps they manage to take before deciding the floor is closer: 3
...times they roll over, trying to determine who gets to be on top, before Spike gives in: 4
...regrets Spike has later about letting Angel top him: 0
...people Angel informs about his new relationship with Spike: 0
...people Spike informs about his new relationship with Angel (just to see what it sounds like out loud): 1
...people who are too drunk at the time to remember later what that blond guy in the bar was talking about, except that it had something to do with anal sex and big foreheads: 1
...sexual encounters Angel and Spike have within the next three days: 0
...sexual encounters they have on the fourth day: 4
...sexual encounters on the fourth day which take place in Angel's office: 2
...sexual encounters on the fourth day which take place in Angel's penthouse: 1
...sexual encounters on the fourth day which take place in Angel's parking garage: 1
...cars in Angel's motor pool, which are all beautiful and fast and shiny: 12
...cars Angel decides, while he's going down on Spike in the parking garage, that he's going to fuck Spike in: 12
...days it takes to manage this: 7
...times they get caught on Wolfram and Hart security cameras while doing it in one of Angel's cars: 3
...times they get caught on Wolfram and Hart security cameras while doing it somewhere in the Wolfram and Hart building: 8
...dollars a security guard makes by selling the tapes until Angel finds out and fires his ass: 820
...porno movies that Angel now owns, including the 11 of him and Spike: 12
...dollars Spike spends on a used digital video camera with a portable tripod after watching his 11 movies with Angel: 218
...drinks it takes to get Angel to strip for the camera: 9
...times Angel and Spike watch the video of Angel stripping together: 6
...times Angel watches the video by himself: 8
...drinks it takes to get Spike to strip for the camera: 0
...videos they end up with of Spike sucking Angel's cock while Angel holds the camera and whispers things like yeah, just like that, fuck...: 12
...days it takes before Angel finally lets Spike top him: 36
...days it takes before Angel realizes he's sort of in love with the bleached menace, that he sort of has been for a very long time: 36
...days it took for Spike to realize this: 8
...people that they tell: 0
...people that know anyway: 4
...times Angel tells Spike that he loves him, that first time he lets Spike take him: 1
...times he thinks it: 19
...times Spike says it: 1
...times he thinks it: 27
...orgasms Angel has with Spike inside him before Spike finally lets himself come: 3
...days Angel is sore afterwards: 2
...times he tells Spike to stop looking so damn smug already: 4
...hours Angel keeps Spike tied to the bed to exact his revenge: 7
...protestations Spike makes about this turn of events: 0
...arguments Angel and Spike have during the first two months of their romantic relationship: 274
...serious ones: 6
...arguments (of those 6) that became serious because one or the other of them mentioned Buffy: 6
...times Angel apologizes for what he said: 6
...times he is actually sorry: 4
...times Spike apologizes for what he said: 0
...times he is actually sorry: 6
...times they have loud makeup sex within earshot of Wesley: 12
...times they do it on purpose because it's kind of funny: 11
...conversations Spike and Angel have about the first time they had sex 123 years ago: 3
...reenactments of that first time, because they've been reenacting it in their heads for years: 3
...conversations about their first time that include Angel confessing that it started with a bet: 0
...times he finds himself wondering if Spike already knows: 8
...times he finds himself wondering if Spike would care, if it would even matter at this point, considering that what they have now is real anyway, regardless of how it started: 8
...times Angel, out of nowhere, initiates very intense and lengthy sex with Spike while remaining mostly quiet and extremely submissive, almost like he's giving himself to Spike to make up for something, although Spike has no idea what it could be: 8
...fucking incredible orgasms Spike has (on average) each time Angel does this: 4
...questions he asks: 0
...months their relationship lasts before they break it off over something entirely childish and stupid: 3.5
...nosy friends who butt in, much to Angel's annoyance: 4
...days the breakup lasts: 9
...days they spend having makeup sex: 2
...days, including the 2 days of makeup sex, that Spike and Angel are back together before they break up again: 2
...days the breakup lasts this time: 3
...pacts Spike and Angel finally make not to break up again, ever: 1
...weeks before they break up for the third time: 5
...nosy friends who butt in, much to Spike's annoyance: 4
...near-death situations that force Spike and Angel to spend several hours in a broom closet together, which leads to mutual handjobs and getting back together: 1
...relieved nosy friends, who may or may not have staged the near-death situation for specifically this purpose: 4
...hours it takes one night for Angel and Spike to drive from L.A. to the Sunnydale crater: 2
...minutes they spend just looking at it before either one of them says anything: 16
...times, including this one, that Angel has ever told Spike exactly how proud he is of him: 1
...self-deprecating jokes Spike makes about saving the world by wearing tacky jewelry: 3
...conversations, including this one, that they have ever had, where Buffy's name comes up and it doesn't turn into a serious argument: 1
...bottles of whiskey they drink while sitting on the hood of the car and looking at the crater: 3
...minutes of real contemplation they give to the idea of not going back to L.A., of disappearing, of going out on their own and just doing whatever the hell they want: 20
...reasons they don't: 6.68 billion
...half-drunken toasts they make - to life, to death, to love, to souls, to redemption, to blood, to humans and demons and slayers and fucking enormous craters that used to be towns where all of these things lived, and to each other: 1
...hangovers in the morning: 2
...words Angel murmurs into Spike's ear while pulling him closer, just before dropping to sleep again: 3
...words Spike mumbles back: 3
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Date: 2008-02-25 11:02 pm (UTC)it sums up their relationship in... 154 lines!
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Date: 2008-02-25 11:53 pm (UTC)...near-death situations that force Spike and Angel to spend several hours in a broom closet together, which leads to mutual handjobs and getting back together: 1
...relieved nosy friends, who may or may not have staged the near-death situation for specifically this purpose: 4
Hahahahahahaha. Nicely done. :)
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Date: 2008-02-26 08:24 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-02-26 12:19 am (UTC)Angel so would keep a library with the books Angelus is mentioned in!! I loved the bet between Darla and Angelus about him seducing Spike. 1,000 pounds?? Lol!
And I would really love to get my hands on those tapes…
authors that Angel agrees with about the handsome thing: 4
Awww!! He loves his boy so much! :)
times they have loud makeup sex within earshot of Wesley: 12
times they do it on purpose because it's kind of funny: 11
It’s always Wes isn’t it? He’s too easy to tease.
I could quote so much more!! That was brilliant! Thank you for the laughs and the beautiful ending :)
*hugs*
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Date: 2008-02-26 08:26 pm (UTC)And I would really love to get my hands on those tapes…
you and the better half of fandom, dear. :D
it IS always wesley! he's easy, but i think also angel knows he's going to be cool with it. :)
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Date: 2008-02-26 12:41 am (UTC)Funny, sad, and sexy. It was great.
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Date: 2008-02-26 08:27 pm (UTC)I am not worthy.....
Date: 2008-02-26 01:44 am (UTC)[Salaams.]
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Date: 2008-02-26 03:25 am (UTC)This part:
...times Angel apologizes for what he said: 6
...times he is actually sorry: 4
...times Spike apologizes for what he said: 0
...times he is actually sorry: 6
Just said so much about both characters.
Fantastic.
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Date: 2008-02-26 08:33 pm (UTC)no subject
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Date: 2008-02-26 03:57 am (UTC)And I also like your new banner. *admires*
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Date: 2008-02-26 08:39 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-02-26 04:16 am (UTC)...humans Angelus killed per year (on average) before he was cursed with a soul - including village massacres and rampages and birthday parties: 806
His birthday? Their birthday? Did he get an invite? The thought just cracked me up.
...people who are too drunk at the time to remember later what the blond guy in the bar was talking about, except that it had something to do with anal sex and big foreheads: 1
HA! I can hear Spike's entire drunken confession.
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Date: 2008-02-26 08:45 pm (UTC)the birthday thing - heh. i'm not sure what i meant there... i think i meant his birthday, but it could be parties he just happened across and decided to crash. either way works, really. :D
spike's drunken confession is one of my favorite parts.
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Date: 2008-02-26 04:39 am (UTC)Thanks for the lovely spangely goodness! *smooches*
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Date: 2008-02-26 08:39 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-02-26 05:05 am (UTC)The hell'd you manage that?? lmao.
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Date: 2008-02-26 06:44 am (UTC)Probably the most creatively daring and artistic writer in the fandom. When I see something posted by you, I know it'll be good and different, something special, to be remembered.
I do love how your brain works.
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Date: 2008-02-26 09:12 am (UTC)If you didn't exist one would have to invent you! *pets the genius* :)
(The new layout is very pretty btw)
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Date: 2008-02-26 08:56 pm (UTC)*is petted*
my layout! i luff it. :D
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Date: 2008-02-26 09:51 am (UTC)I couldn't really choose a favourite part, but Spike's non-apology could well be it. That is just so like him.
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Date: 2008-02-26 09:01 pm (UTC)